“He’s really cool. I like him. Good at euchre. Nice guy. Heartthrob.”
-David
“I appreciate him. You can call me Mike Posner, because Jaime is cooler than me.”
-Nick
“Sometimes, I just go to my room and cry, because Jaime takes all the girls and there are never any left for me. Very professional guy. Writes good memos.”
-Mr. Badamo
“I don’t like him”
-Hitler